Urban Gypsy

Tess can still be found writing erotic fiction and blogging at Urban Gypsy about her atypical marriage, her theory that men generally fall into two categories: dicks and asses, updating housewife how-to manuals, banging her lover in cars and under the canopy of waterside weeping willow trees and has even had a piece, entitled, much to the horror and revulsion of feminists, I Want to be…… Raped, published in Time Out New York's sex edition. Yes indeed, HNTers, her mother would be so very proud. Let's just keep this between ourselves, shall we? Tess stopped doing HNT when her camera crapped out. When she finally got a new camera, given that she seems to have an electrical field, akin to a bug zapper with its alluring violet light, around her that attracts hot men but fries electronics, her laptop proceeded to breathe its last causing her to lose Photoshop and her beloved painterly plug-ins. Finally with all her applications and appliances in a row, Tess returns to HNT to once again display her rather impressive rack and juicy ass on the internet.